Jack Jingle

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When you sneak up on some schmuck, slide your hands into their pants, and give their nuts a nice firm grab from behind like you're doing them a favor.
Bro just jingle jacked my uncle at the grocery store. He was too stunned to yell.
My friend got jingle jacked by a guy in the mall. He looked like he had been hit by a truck.
At the party, the DJ got jingle jacked by a kid who thought he was cool.
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A jingle jack is someone who takes up space for no good reason. To jingle jack is to be a total waste of breath and time, like you're not even worth the air you're using.
My mom says I'm a jingle jack because I never shut up and I'm always wrong.
The teacher called the whole class jingle jacks because we were all talking at once.
He said I was a jingle jack for showing up late and not doing my homework.
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