jack jerker

My neighbor is a jack jerker. He does it in the middle of the day, right in front of the mailbox.

I saw my uncle doing it in the grocery store. He looked like he was about to cry.

My brother's a jack jerker. He does it in the car, even when I'm in the backseat.

My dad is a jack jerker. He does it in the kitchen while making breakfast. It's like he's trying to win a bet.

My friend's a jack jerker. He does it in the bathroom during lunch break. He doesn't even care if the door is closed.

My cousin is a jack jerker. He does it in the living room while watching TV. He doesn't even notice me.

My brother is a jack jerker. He does it in the car like he's trying to impress a girl.

My friend is a jack jerker. He does it in the library. He doesn't even care if the librarian sees him.

My uncle is a jack jerker. He does it in the park. He looks like he's about to laugh.