Jack Jensen

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A hot guy who looks like he was made by God to tease the rest of us. He’s usually hiding behind two other meatheads and acts like he’s scared of his own shadow, but he’s crazy good at everything except keeping his balance. He’s on the track team and girls go crazy for him. He’s got a 4.0 and no life.
Bro, Jensen looks like he just walked outta a commercial. Why are you even here?
He’s got a 4.0 and still manages to look like he’s doing it for fun.
He’s got girls throwing themselves at him like he’s a buffet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so good-looking he makes the rest of us feel like we’re dressed in rags. He’s usually hiding behind two other jocks and acts like he’s scared of his own shadow, but he’s nuts at everything except balancing. He’s on the track team and girls go wild for him. He’s got a 4.0 and no life.
Jensen walks in and the whole room goes silent. It’s like he’s the king of the school.
He’s got a 4.0 and still manages to look like he’s doing it for fun.
He’s got girls throwing themselves at him like he’s a buffet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so hot he makes the rest of us feel like we’re dressed in rags. He’s usually hiding behind two other jocks and acts like he’s scared of his own shadow, but he’s nuts at everything except balancing. He’s on the track team and girls go wild for him. He’s got a 4.0 and no life.
Jensen walks in and the whole room goes silent. It’s like he’s the king of the school.
He’s got a 4.0 and still manages to look like he’s doing it for fun.
He’s got girls throwing themselves at him like he’s a buffet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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