jack jelly

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Any gooey mess used to rub your weenie while you jerk off like a crazy man. It’s like the snot of the lubes world.
My cousin used his grandma’s jelly to jack off because he ran out of lube and his pants were on fire.
Jack Jelly is the only thing keeping me from crying during my 3 a. m. solo sessions.
I used grape jelly to jerk off because I was too lazy to get a lube and my brain was melting.
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When a man uses jelly or jam to rub his privates while he wanks because he’s either broke, lazy, or has a weird snack fetish.
He used jam to jerk off because he ran out of lube and had a PB&J sandwich in his hand.
My brother used jelly to wank because he thought it was a snack and a lube combined.
I used jelly to jerk off because I had a food coma and my brain was too slow to open the lube.
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When a chubby guy jacks off while watching a fat person eat jelly doughnuts like it’s a religious experience.
He was eating jelly doughnuts while I jacked off and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen.
I watched a fatty chew jelly doughnuts while I wanked and I got a food-induced boner.
I jacked off to a fat guy eating jelly doughnuts and I felt like a saint.
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