Jack Jarman

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Jack Jarman is like a tank with a personality. He doesn’t show his feelings unless you mess with him. One little snap from him and you’re dead. Elephants? They’re just extra.
Jack walked by me and didn’t blink. I said ‘Hey’ and he turned and said ‘You’re dead.’
A kid dropped his lunch. Jack looked at him. The kid ran. Jack looked at the lunch. He ate it.
My friend tried to laugh at Jack’s face. He got a broken nose and a bruise that looked like a pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Jarman is a human beast. He doesn’t care if you’re a kid or a grown man. He just wants to see you cry. And he doesn’t even need to try very hard.
Jack saw a pigeon. He killed it with one punch. It was still flying.
I told a joke. Jack laughed. Then he killed me.
My teacher asked Jack to calm down. He said ‘Nope.’ Then he broke the door.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Jarman is the reason why people are afraid of the dark. He doesn’t talk. He just stares. And when he gets mad, he stares harder. And then you’re in trouble.
Jack sat in the corner. I walked by him. He looked up. I ran.
Jack was eating a sandwich. I said ‘You’re ugly.’ He threw the sandwich. I got hit in the face.
Jack didn’t say a word. I called him a chicken. He kicked me into the wall.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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