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When a guy is getting off and some random person walks in and finishes his job. It’s like the guy’s luck just got stolen by some weirdo.

My buddy was getting busy and his mom walked in and finished him. He was like, 'Mom, what the hell?'

I was in the bathroom and some guy came in and said, 'I’ll finish that for you.' I was like, 'Bro, you’re a weirdo.'

My brother was getting off and his girlfriend walked in and said, 'Let me help you.' He was like, 'You’re a beast.'

A guy who’s chill until someone pushes him and he goes full psycho. Like Baby JackJack from that Incredibles movie, but way more aggressive.

My cousin was chill until his brother called him a nerd. Then he went full psycho and tackled him.

My friend was being nice until someone called him a loser. Then he ran into the street and screamed at a car.

My brother was calm until his roommate called him a failure. Then he kicked him out of the house.

When you stand up and yell Jack Jack to save your seat. It’s like the seat knows you and will wait for you forever.

I stood up and yelled Jack Jack so my seat would save me. I came back and my seat was still there.

My friend yelled Jack Jack and saved his seat. He came back and said, 'My seat was still there.'

I stood up and said Jack Jack so my seat would wait for me. When I came back, my seat was still there.

A guy who lifts heavy stuff like it’s nothing. But if you mess with him when he’s drunk, he’ll beat the hell out of you.

My cousin lifts cars for fun. But when he’s drunk, he fights people like it’s a real fight.

My friend is a big guy who lifts stuff. When he’s drunk, he fights people like it’s a real thing.

My brother lifts heavy stuff all the time. But when he’s drunk, he beats people up like it’s a real fight.

To pee your pants in the worst possible way. Like you’re a kid who got caught doing something embarrassing.

My little brother peed his pants when he got caught eating pizza in the classroom.

My friend peed his pants when his mom caught him playing video games instead of doing homework.

I peed my pants when my dog chased me into the bathroom.

A mix of Apple Jacks and Coke that makes you feel like a beast. It’s like you’re getting pumped up for a fight.

I drank Apple Jacks and Coke and felt like I could fight anyone.

My friend mixed Apple Jacks and Coke and said he felt like a superhero.

I drank Apple Jacks and Coke and felt like I could beat up my brother.

A tiny, sneaky kid who works at Cybercamps and bugs Owen about being an LIT. He wears a stupid pink balloon and has head lice.

This kid at Cybercamps bugs Owen about being an LIT all day. He wears a pink balloon and has head lice.

This little guy works at Cybercamps and bugs Owen about being an LIT. He wears a stupid balloon and has lice.

This tiny kid at Cybercamps bugs Owen about being an LIT. He wears a pink balloon and has head lice.