Jack Jack and Tay Tay

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Jack Jack and Tay Tay are two hot, crazy bitches who make every guy in school lose their mind. They flirt with everyone like they’re the last piece of pizza.
Jack Jack just winked at me like I was a piece of cake.
Tay Tay called my crush a 'dumbass' in front of everyone.
They both texted me at 2 a. m. about muffins and boys.
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These two are the kings and queens of the school, always surrounded by guys who think they’re special. They don’t care if the guy is ugly, they still flirt like he’s a superhero.
Jack Jack said, 'You look like a guy who just got dumped.'
Tay Tay texted me, 'Your crush is a piece of garbage, but he’s still cute.'
They both made my crush cry during lunch.
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Jack Jack and Tay Tay love muffins more than they love boys. They think their friend muffins is the funniest, most awesome human on Earth. They’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
They both brought muffins to my lunch and said, 'You need more sugar in your life.'
They texted me, 'Muffins is the best. You’re the worst.'
They started a muffin war with the guys in the hallway.
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Jack Jack and Tay Tay are the school’s most popular girls who let their ass hang out all the time. They flirt like it’s their job and always have a guy following them around like a lost puppy.
Jack Jack said, 'You look like a guy who needs a life.'
Tay Tay texted me, 'Your crush is cute, but he’s also a total dork.'
They both took my crush’s lunch and said, 'He’s ours now.'
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