jack it up

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Rapidly jacking your semi-hard dong after some foreplay so you can actually get it in someone, not because you want to cum, but because you hope it stays hard enough to finish the job.
I jack it up before bed so I can actually have sex instead of just cumming on the sheets.
He jacked it up so fast, I didn’t even get to finish my coffee.
She jacked it up before the party started, and now she’s ready to go.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re jacking off, but it's not because you're horny, it's because you're about to get laid and you're just trying to get your meat ready.
I jack off before I go to her house, just so I don’t look like a total failure.
He jacked off in the car on the way over, and now he’s got a boner for the entire date.
She jacked off in the bathroom before the interview, and now she's ready to seduce the boss.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You're so screwed, you're about to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I got jacked up after I ate that whole pizza by myself.
He got jacked up when he broke his leg and then fell into a lake.
She got jacked up after she failed her math test and got yelled at by her mom.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You punch someone in the face so hard, they're out cold, or they're just really hurt.
He jacked it up by punching the guy in the face so hard, the guy fainted.
She jacked it up at the bar when he said she was ugly.
I jacked it up on the street because he stole my lunch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You and your partner both jerk off together, and it's the best kind of mutual fun.
We jack it up together every night before bed.
He jacked it up with his friend in the bathroom.
She jacked it up with her crush during lunch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Your pants are so short, your ankles are showing, and if you're lucky, your calves might escape.
His pants are so short, I can see his ankles when he walks.
She jacked it up so bad, her legs were exposed in the gym.
He jacked it up so much, his calves were showing in the elevator.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You're completely messed up, either because something went wrong, or someone hit you so hard, you're barely standing.
He got jacked up after the football game and couldn’t walk.
She got jacked up by her brother and had to go to the hospital.
I got jacked up after my dog ran into me at full speed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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