jack-it jacket

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a sock you blast off into during beat time so you don’t waste cash on stupid tissue paper when money is barely hanging on by a thread
I popped off into my jack-it jacket like it was the last dollar on Earth.
My sock saved me from buying another pack of tissues. I’m rich.
I beat the hell out of my sock and saved $2. That’s a win.
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a sock you throw your ass into during beat time so you don’t have to buy stupid tissues when you’re broke and everything is a struggle
I threw my butt into my sock and saved $5. I’m a god.
That sock is my lifeboat during beat time.
I beat my sock so hard it made a tissue paper sound. I’m a genius.
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a sock you smash your face into during beat time so you don’t have to waste money on tissue paper when you're broke and life is a joke
I face-smashed my sock and saved $10. I’m a king.
I beat my sock so hard it screamed. I’m a hero.
That sock is my tissue paper. I’m rich.
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