Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

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Ari and Berne were bickering like old ladies over who was better, so Jack stepped in and told them both to shut up because he's the best and they're just trash.
Jack walked into the room and said, 'You two are like raccoons fighting over a sandwich. I'm the sandwich.'
During lunch, Jack yelled, 'I'm the best! You two are just sad leftovers!'
Jack texted Berne: 'You’re like a broken toaster. I’m the microwave.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack got tired of Ari and Berne arguing like kids, so he told them both to go eat worms because he's way better than either of them.
Jack said, 'You two are like two worms fighting over a donut. I'm the donut.'
In a group chat, Jack wrote: 'You're both worms. I'm the donut. Eat it.'
Jack told Berne, 'You're like a worm. I'm a donut. You're not even close.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack got fed up with Ari and Berne bragging like they were kings, so he told them both to go sit in the corner and realize he's better than both of them.
Jack said, 'You two are like kings arguing over a throne. I'm the throne.'
Jack texted Ari: 'You're not a king. You're a peasant. I'm the throne.'
Jack yelled at Berne, 'You're just a peasant. I'm the throne. Go sit in the corner.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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