Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Jack is a pecker that’s so long it could be used as a ladder to climb to heaven.

My uncle’s jack is so long it could be used as a ladder to climb to heaven.

Jack is a pecker that could be used as a ladder to climb to heaven.

Jack is a pecker so long it’s like a ladder to heaven.

2

This pecker is so big it could beat the blue whale’s cock in a cock fight and win.

This pecker is so big it could beat the blue whale’s cock and win.

This pecker could beat the blue whale’s cock in a cock fight and win.

3

A pale, smelly pecker that looks like a block of cheese and smells like a cheese factory exploded.

This pecker looks like a block of cheese and smells like a cheese factory exploded.

This pale, smelly pecker looks like a block of cheese and smells like a cheese factory exploded.

4

A tiny sausage that plays DND and sometimes forgets to roll the dice.

This tiny sausage plays DND and forgets to roll the dice.

A tiny sausage that plays DND and forgets to roll the dice.