jack into the Matrix

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Getting so wasted you think you're a god and everything around you is just a bunch of stupid people pretending to be real.

I jack into the Matrix every time I finish my third beer and start talking to the ceiling.

She jacked into the Matrix so hard she tried to text her dog.

He was so high he thought his roommate was the Matrix and tried to plug him in.

Getting so high on weed or hash you think you're the main character of a movie and everything else is just background noise.

After smoking that blunt, she jacked into the Matrix and started telling her friend she was the chosen one.

He jacked into the Matrix so hard he tried to eat the TV.

They jacked into the Matrix during the group project and forgot they were in class.