Jack in the Box surprise

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Back in the day, Jack in the Box employees would sneak a free toy or balloon into your meal if they felt like it. They even had stupid characters like the Onion Ring Thing and the Hambugermeister.
I got a free balloon once. The guy was high and probably still is.
My kid got the Secret Sauce Agent. It was just a tiny cup and a sticker. Worth it.
They had a coupon for the Small Fry. I used it. Then I cried.
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Years ago, Jack in the Box had these dumb characters that came with free stuff. You'd get a balloon or a toy if you were lucky. The characters were all forgettable.
I got the Jack character once. He was just a stick figure in a box. Boring.
The Hambugermeister was a guy who dressed like a burger. He was weird.
I got a free onion ring. It was just a ring. Not even a good one.
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Back when Jack in the Box was still cool, they gave out random crap like balloons and toys. The characters were dumb, like the Secret Sauce Agent. You never knew what you'd get.
I got the Onion Ring Thing. It was just a ring. I threw it away.
The Small Fry was a tiny kid. He had no personality.
I got a balloon. It popped. I cried.
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