Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy fast food place that serves greasy burgers, limp fries, and questionable meat. They don’t even cook it until you yell at them.

I ate at Jack in the Box and now I smell like a dead raccoon.

My burger looked like it was thrown in a trash can.

I got a fry that was longer than my ex.

2

A gay guy who still thinks he’s straight. Jack from Will & Grace is the original fake straight guy.

My coworker is a Jack in the Box and still dates women.

He’s been dating guys for years but still acts like he’s straight.

He’s like a gay guy in a straight guy’s body.

3

A guy with a flipped-out penis or a woman with a giant clitoris. It’s like a surprise body part.

My cousin’s a Jack in the Box and his penis looks like it was upside-down.

My aunt has a clitoris the size of a meatball.

He’s like a guy who got a surprise body part.

4

A good fast food place, but Whataburger is still better. No one argues with that.

Jack in the Box is okay, but Whataburger is better.

I’d rather eat at Whataburger than Jack in the Box.

Jack in the Box is like the second choice.

5

When a guy goes to his office and forgets to work and just jacks off instead.

He jacks in the box every day instead of doing his job.

He came in late because he was jacking in the box.

His boss caught him jacking in the box.

6

A fast food place on the West Coast that serves meat that makes you sick. It’s like a food crime scene.

I got food poisoning from Jack in the Box.

The meat looked like it was from a crime scene.

I ate at Jack in the Box and now I’m sick.

7

When a guy shoots his cum into a woman’s pussy. Box is British slang for a woman’s pussy, and Jack is the guy who jacks off.

He jacked in the box and it was messy.

She got jacked in the box and it was loud.

He did a full Jack in the Box and it was wild.