Jack-In-A-Box

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A stupid toy. Don't confuse it with the real Jack in the Box, which sells greasy food and makes you fat.

Yo, I bought a Jack-in-a-Box for my kid. He cried when it popped out.

My cousin got one for his birthday. It's just a stupid toy.

I saw a Jack-in-a-Box at the store. It looked like it was going to explode.

When you jerk off in your cubicle while your boss is staring at you like he’s about to kill you.

I got caught Jack-in-a-Box at work. My boss looked like he was about to rip my head off.

My coworker Jack-in-a-Box during the meeting. He got fired.

I was Jack-in-a-Box in the break room. No one noticed.

When a hot girl unzips your pants and blows your load before you even touch her. It's like she knew you were going to cum.

That girl Jack-in-a-Box me in the hallway. I was cumming before I even kissed her.

He got Jack-in-a-Box by his crush. It was awesome.

I saw my brother get Jack-in-a-Box by his girlfriend. He was cumming like a dog.

A fake name for any job you've ever had. Use it so you don't talk about your exes or your old jobs.

I used Jack-in-a-Box for my old job. I didn't want to talk about my ex.

I said I worked at Jack-in-a-Box instead of my old company. It was funny.

I called my old job Jack-in-a-Box so I didn't have to say the name.

When you're having sex with a girl and your boy comes out of the closet and cums all over her face.

My boy Jack-in-a-Box me during sex. He came out of the closet and cummed on my girl.

He was having sex with his girlfriend, and his boy Jack-in-a-Box him. It was hilarious.

My friend's boy Jack-in-a-Box him during doggy style. He looked like a mess.

When you reply to every text so fast, you scare away people who could have been your girlfriend or boyfriend.

I Jack-in-a-Box her so fast, she thought I was a robot.

He Jack-in-a-Box me before I even finished typing. I was confused.

I replied to her so fast, she didn't know what to do.

When an ex shows up everywhere you go. They won't leave you alone. If you don't stop them, they'll turn into a stalker or a psycho.

My ex Jack-in-a-Box me at the store. She showed up like she was following me.

He saw his ex Jack-in-a-Box him at the park. She was crazy.

She showed up at my favorite movie theater. She was Jack-in-a-Boxing me.