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A guy who talks too much about himself like he's the most important person in the world. He shows off his body like he's in a gym commercial and yells so loud it feels like he’s at a concert.
He did push-ups in the grocery store and yelled, 'I’m not just strong, I’m a legend!'
He texted me, 'You’re lucky I’m not famous yet, or you’d be my sidekick.'
He tried to start a fight with a guy who was just eating a sandwich.
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A human who thinks the world revolves around them. They flash their abs like they’re in a movie and will shout at anyone who doesn’t pay attention.
He did a full body pose in the elevator and said, 'This is what you call a flex.'
He DMed me, 'I’m so famous, even my dog follows me on Instagram.'
He yelled at a barista for not giving him extra sugar.
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A person who can’t shut up about themselves. They show off their muscles like they’re in a superhero movie and get mad if people don’t notice them.
He did a plank in the middle of a park and said, 'This is just warm-up for me.'
He sent me a selfie with the caption, 'I’m the king of the world, and you’re just a peasant.'
He got into a fight with a guy who was just listening to music.
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A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He shows off his body like it’s a miracle and yells so much it sounds like he’s at a rock concert.
He did a pull-up on a streetlight and said, 'I’m not just strong, I’m a god.'
He texted me, 'You’re lucky I’m not a celebrity, or you’d be my best friend.'
He yelled at a pigeon for not bowing to him.
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A person who can’t stop talking about themselves. They show off their abs like they’re in a fitness ad and get mad if people don’t look at them.
He did a sit-up on a bus and said, 'This is what you call a move.'
He DMed me, 'I’m so famous, even the moon follows me.'
He got into a fight with a guy who was just eating a taco.
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