Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jack Howl is the most beautiful man on earth. He’s got abs like a god and a wolf’s face. I’d marry him if he asked me while I was drunk and crying.

I’d marry Jack Howl if he asked me while I was drunk and crying.

Jack Howl is the most beautiful man on earth. He’s got abs like a god and a wolf’s face.

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Jack Howl is so hot he could make a wolf blush. He’s perfect. I’d take him as my husband even if he was a total jerk.

He’s perfect. I’d take him as my husband even if he was a total jerk.

Jack Howl is so hot he could make a wolf blush.

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Jack Howl is the best man ever. He’s got a wolf face and a body that could beat up a bear. I’d marry him if he asked me in the middle of a fight.

I’d marry him if he asked me in the middle of a fight.

He’s got a wolf face and a body that could beat up a bear.