Jack Holubowski

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A cocky man with a huge penis. He’s got more charm than a whore on a Saturday night. People call him the Rizzler because he can make anyone fall for him.
Jack walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
He texted me and said, 'Hey, I can make your day better.' I believed him.
He looked at me and I instantly knew I’d never be the same.
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A tall, ginger man with a cock so big it should have its own zip code. He knows how to please a woman and is never shy about showing it.
He walked in and I said, 'That’s Jack Holubowski.' He said, 'You know my name? That’s hot.'
He asked me out and I said yes before he even finished talking.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a smile. I fell for him instantly.
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The king of sexual confidence. He’s got a penis like a tree trunk and a smile that could melt a nun.
He walked into the bar and the whole place was gone. I didn’t even get a look.
He texted me and said, 'I want to make your life better.' I didn’t have a chance.
He looked at me and I knew I’d never be the same.
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