jack hogan

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A tiny weenie with the brain of a pigeon. He laughs at people who are slow and looks like a ghost.
Jack Hogan is the reason I cry at night. He’s like a chicken with no balls.
He made fun of my cousin for being dumb. My cousin cried.
He looks like he just came out of a freezer. And his weenie is smaller than my shoe.
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A guy so weak he can’t even sniff a fart. He’s like a wet noodle with no life.
Jack Hogan couldn’t tell if I was lying. He’s got the nose of a dead fish.
He tried to smell my lunch. It was like watching a baby fall off a couch.
He said he could smell my stinky socks. He couldn’t even find his own nose.
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