Jack Hart

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A blob of a human with bushy eyebrows and a snout like a pig that looks like a crash bandicoot on a bad day.
Jack Hart walked in and the room went silent like a fart in a church.
I saw Jack Hart and I swear my dog ran away from him.
He looks like a greasy pizza that fell into a swamp.
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A human meatball with eyebrows like a raccoon and a nose that could knock out a door and looks like a crash bandicoot after a fight.
Jack Hart walked in and my dog ran out screaming.
He’s like a meatball that got hit by a truck and then a raccoon.
I saw Jack Hart and my coffee spilled out of fear.
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A human that looks like a crashed truck with eyebrows like a bear and a nose so big it could be a door and looks like a crash bandicoot.
Jack Hart came in and the lights went out from fear.
He’s like a bear with a truck for a nose.
I saw him and my dog passed out.
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