Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so slick he can get any girl, even if they look like they woke up on the wrong side of a dumpster.

He asked the girl from the janitor's closet out, and she said yes.

He hit on my cousin's mom, and she gave him her phone number.

He asked my dog out, and my dog said 'why not?'

2

A man so cool he can make a hot girl out of a cold, ugly mess.

He made my ugly friend look like a supermodel at the party.

He asked the girl with the zit out, and she said yes.

He asked my grandma out, and she said 'I'm still hot.'

3

A guy so smooth he can make a girl fall for him even if she looks like she just ran over a raccoon.

He asked the girl with the bad hair out, and she said yes.

He made my ugly neighbor look like a goddess.

He hit on my brother's crush, and she said 'he's cute.'

4

A man so cool he can get any girl, even if they look like they just walked out of a trash can.

He asked the girl with the messy hair out, and she said yes.

He made my ugly friend look like a queen.

He hit on my grandma, and she said 'he's a keeper.'

5

A guy so slick he can get a girl to like him even if she looks like she just got out of a dumpster fight.

He asked the girl with the big zit out, and she said yes.

He made my ugly cousin look like a movie star.

He hit on my dog, and my dog said 'he's the best.'

6

A man who's so smooth he can make a girl fall for him even if she looks like she just came out of a trash can.

He asked the girl with the messy hair out, and she said yes.

He made my ugly friend look like a model.

He hit on my grandma, and she said 'he's cute.'