Jack Hansen

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A giant man who can't shut up and starts fights like it's his full-time job. You'll need a lawyer and a new best friend after he's through with you. His Spanish class was okay, but I had to drop it.
Jack started a fight over a pencil. I got stuck in the middle.
He yelled at the principal for no reason. The principal yelled back.
He tried to explain verbs in Spanish. It was like watching a train wreck.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A skyscraper of a guy who can't stop being a pain. After he's done with you, you'll need a lawyer and a new identity. I barely passed his class because I hid in the back.
He started a food fight in the hallway. I got cereal in my hair.
He yelled at the teacher for giving me a B. I got a C.
He tried to talk to the substitute. The substitute ran away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A giant man who can't stop arguing. You'll probably need a lawyer and a new life after he's done with you. I liked his class, but I had to sit in the back.
He argued with the janitor over a mop. The janitor threw a mop at him.
He started a fight with the principal over a detention. The principal gave him a longer detention.
He tried to teach me Spanish. I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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