jack handy

My neighbor is a jack handy. He jacks off in the park at 3 a. m. like it's a meeting.

My brother is a jack handy. He jacks off during math class. I got a C because of him.

My teacher called me a jack handy. I jacked off during her speech. She didn't even notice.

My friend is a jack handy. He jacks off during lunch. He's like a full-time employee of his own brain.

My cousin is a jack handy. He jacks off during family dinners. My uncle threw a fork at him.

My dad is a jack handy. He jacks off while watching the news. The news reporter was confused.

My boss is a jack handy. He jacks off instead of paying me. I got a raise out of spite.

My friend's dad is a jack handy. He jacks off instead of fixing the roof. Now we all live in a leaky house.

My uncle is a jack handy. He jacks off instead of paying for my birthday. I got a used sock.