jack hammond

He said he came in so hard it felt like a fire truck crashed out of my butt.

She texted me: 'Your jack hammond skills are legendary. I now have a permanent smile.'

My friend’s dog tried to jack hammond him and now he walks like a confused robot.

My cousin’s girlfriend said, 'You jack hammonded me so hard I could see the moon through my butt.'

He DM’d me: 'Bro, you just gave me a jack hammond so brutal, I now have a third eye in my ass.'

My mom said, 'I didn’t know you could jack hammond someone with a broom.'

He said, 'I jack hammonded her so much, her nose started talking to me.'

My brother’s girlfriend said, 'You jack hammonded me so hard, I now have a tattoo of your face in my butt.'

My neighbor yelled through the wall: 'You jack hammonded your dog again! I can hear him screaming from my house!'