jack hammerette

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When a hot girl takes your heart and smashes it with a sledgehammer

My ex got a new boyfriend and I got a broken heart and a headache

She texted me 'I'm coming for your heart' and I believed her

I saw her with my ex and I felt like I was in a horror movie

A girl so pretty she makes your heart do the cha-cha and then breaks it

She smiled at me and my heart started dancing

I tried to flirt and she just laughed at me

I asked her out and she said 'I'm already taken by my reflection'

When a girl looks so good she steals your heart and your dignity

She walked in and I forgot how to breathe and how to act

I tripped in front of her and she didn’t even laugh

I tried to impress her and I just made a fool out of myself