jack hagen

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he looks friendly but his tiny pp energy is like a fart in a sauna it slowly kills the fun of everyone around him
Jack said he'd bring snacks but it was just a bag of stale chips
He smiled through the whole game but we all lost because he was too lazy to move
He said he'd help with the project but just sat there eating chips
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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he’s a human-shaped disaster with a pp so small it can’t even light a cigarette and it makes everyone around him feel like they’re dying
He tried to cheer us up but it was like watching a turtle run a race
He said he'd help but just took the last chip
He came to the party and no one had fun because he was too busy eating chips
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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he’s like a broken toaster he looks okay but his tiny pp energy is so weak it can’t even toast a bagel and it makes everyone around him feel like they’re being slowly poisoned
He said he'd be there for the whole game but left after the first round
He tried to help but just took the last chip and sat there
He came to the meeting but didn’t say anything and just ate chips
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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