Jack-hag

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

A Jack-hag is a girl who thinks every Michael Jackson copycat is her future husband and tries to hook up with them in public.

I saw her flirting with the guy wearing a sequin glove at the mall. He wasn’t even good.

She texted the guy who did the moonwalk at the park. He replied with a selfie. She fell for it.

She tried to kiss the guy in the subway who was wearing a Jackson wig. He ran away like a scared kid.

A Jack-hag is a woman who sees every Michael Jackson lookalike as her soulmate and will do anything to date them.

She asked the guy who did the dance at the restaurant if he wanted to go to prom with her. He said no.

She followed the guy in the grocery store wearing a Jackson shirt. He bought a sandwich and ran.

She tried to text the guy who did the moonwalk at the bus stop. He blocked her.

A Jack-hag is a girl who can’t tell a real Michael Jackson from a guy in a wig and a sequin shirt and will date them anyway.

She married the guy who did the moonwalk at the bar. He didn’t know how to dance.

She texted the guy who wore a Jackson costume at the concert. He was just a kid with a sequin shirt.

She tried to kiss the guy in the library who wore a Jackson wig. He threw a book at her.