Jack Gray

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A guy who’s like the middle finger of Jack White and Jack Black having a baby in a toilet. Related to Jack Shite and Jack Quack, who both smell like old socks and regret.
My cousin is a Jack Gray. He tried to play guitar and act in a movie at the same time. It was like watching a goat fall off a cliff.
My teacher said I was a Jack Gray. I didn’t even know what that meant. I just knew I got an F.
My friend’s dad is a Jack Gray. He wears a hat that says ‘I survived 2004’ and still talks like he’s in a band.
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When someone shoves their hips so hard and so often it feels like they’re trying to break your spine with a karate chop.
My gym teacher gave me a Jack Gray during a dance class. I still have a sore hip.
My brother did a Jack Gray on my sister. She started crying and he started laughing.
At the party, the DJ did a Jack Gray on the whole crowd. It was like being hit by a disco ball.
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