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This plant is so lazy, it’s like it’s been living off snacks and Netflix all day.

I tried talking to it, and it just yawned at me like I was annoying.

It’s the only plant I know that doesn’t even bother to photosynthesize when it’s not feeling like it.

This flower’s got the attitude of a boss who just got promoted and doesn’t want to work.

I asked it what it was doing, and it said, 'I’m taking a break, you take a break too.'

It’s so used to napping, it probably dreams in sunlight.

This plant’s got a better schedule than my mom.

It goes to sleep so fast, it’s like it has a snooze button built in.

I think it’s gonna get a promotion just for being so good at napping.