jack gelmi

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he's a total disaster of a human being who thinks he's the main event
Jack Gelmi tried to flex at the gym and got kicked out
He texted me and said he's the king of the world
He tried to impress my mom and she asked him to leave
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a walking mess who thinks he's cool but is just a hot mess
He showed up to my party in pajamas and cried when no one noticed him
He tried to do a dance and fell into a puddle
He said he was famous and no one believed him
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a flabby, smug, failed version of a real man
He tried to be a rapper and just said 'I'm the best'
He told me he's a legend and no one laughs
He tried to flirt with my sister and she rolled her eyes
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