jack gallagher

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The worst basketball player who ever lived and the gayest man on the planet who also can't play basketball and is still gay.

Jack Gallagher is the reason I hate sports and why I cry every time he plays.

He’s like a flamingo in a basketball game, looks good, but doesn’t know what it’s doing.

I’d rather watch a baby cry than watch Jack Gallagher play.

A guy who plays basketball like he’s in a drag race and still loses, and he’s so gay it hurts.

Jack Gallagher’s got more gay energy than a Pride parade and less basketball skill than a pigeon.

He’s the only person who can make a missed shot look like a fashion statement.

I’d rather be stuck in a locker room with him than on a basketball court.

The gayest and most terrible basketball player who ever existed and is still terrible and still gay.

Jack Gallagher is like a bad haircut, everyone knows it’s bad, and no one can fix it.

He plays basketball like it’s a talent show and he’s doing interpretive dance.

He’s the reason I don’t believe in miracles.