jack galka

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A lanky, brain-damaged, white supremacist who thinks he’s the king of the world and has no idea what a dad is.
Jack Galka screamed at a chicken for not being white enough.
He tried to start a cult in the school bathroom.
He told the principal he was the only one who could save America.
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A tall, dumb, white guy who thinks he’s a god and has no clue who his dad is.
Jack Galka drew a mustache on the principal’s face with a marker.
He tried to fight the school’s mascot.
He yelled at a pizza for not being racist enough.
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A tall, slow-witted, white supremacist who thinks he’s the most important person and never had a dad.
Jack Galka tried to make the sky fall by screaming at it.
He asked the librarian if the books were white enough.
He sat in the hallway for three hours just to yell at a janitor.
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