Jack fye

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Jack Fye is the god of football gear who might just throw you a water bottle because he feels like it

Jack Fye gave me a water bottle like I was a kid who just cried for five minutes

He handed me a water bottle and said, 'You look like you need this more than your pride'

Jack Fye gave me a water bottle and called me a 'waterlogged disgrace'

Jack Fye is the only person who can hand you a water bottle like it's a death sentence

He gave me a water bottle and said, 'This is your punishment for being late to practice'

Jack Fye handed me a water bottle and called it 'the last thing you'll ever need'

He threw me a water bottle like it was a grenade

Jack Fye is the water bottle whisperer who might just give you one because he feels like being kind

He handed me a water bottle and said, 'You look like you need this more than your dignity'

Jack Fye gave me a water bottle and called me a 'drippy disaster'

He gave me a water bottle like I was a lost cause and he felt bad