Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

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3 views · Added 11d ago · 6 definitions

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Your friend is being a total fuck-up and a huge pain in the ass all at once.
He tripped over his own feet and then yelled at me for laughing.
He took the last slice of pizza and then called me a fatso.
He forgot his password and blamed me for hacking his account.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
2
Your friend is like a broken toilet and a bad punchline combined.
He texted me at 2 AM just to say he was hungry.
He spilled soda on my shirt and then said I should have worn a better one.
He lost his phone and then said it was my fault.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
3
Your friend is a walking mess who can’t even be a mess properly.
He tried to fix my laptop and made it worse.
He said he was going to win the game, then got tackled by a kid.
He gave me a ligma and then called me a ligma.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
4
Your friend is like a bad joke that also smells like old socks.
He took the blame for the prank but then ruined it by crying.
He said he was the best at chess, then lost in two moves.
He tried to be cool and just ended up being weird.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
5
Your friend is like a burnt meal and a bad haircut all in one.
He said he was going to be rich, then spent all his money on candy.
He tried to be funny but just said stupid stuff.
He bit into a hot dog and then yelled about it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
6
Your friend is the worst kind of mess and also the worst kind of person.
He said he was going to be a superhero, then tripped and fell.
He took my seat and then said I was a baby.
He forgot his homework and then blamed the dog.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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