Jack Foster

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Jack Foster is the most goddamn hot person on Earth with a cock so big it could give a donkey a complex.

My cousin saw him and fainted. Literally. Like, he dropped his pizza and passed out.

My mom said he looked like a king with a cock the size of a basketball.

He walked into the room and my dog started barking like it saw a ghost.

Jack Foster is the guy who makes every other man look like a tiny squirrel with a tiny nut.

He showed up to the party and the whole place went silent. Like, dead quiet.

He took one look at me and said, 'You're the guy who thinks he's a legend? Bro, you're a footnote.'

He walked past me and my cock shrunk like a deflated balloon.

Jack Foster is a cock so huge it could probably beat up a cock.

He posted a selfie and 10,000 people asked for his DNA.

He came to my school and my teacher got so distracted she forgot to teach class.

He took one look at me and I felt like a baby who just got told he's not a superhero.