Jack Foley

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A man who thinks ducks are better than dicks. Has a peen so big it could scare a duck. Green as a lime and fancy as a rich kid.

I’d rather date a duck than this guy. He’s got a peen like a tree.

Jack’s so green he could grow grass on his face.

He’s fancy but still a weirdo. I mean, who wears socks with ducks on them?

A guy who likes ducks more than your mom. Has a peen so big it’s a legend. Green enough to make a lime jealous.

Jack’s got a peen that could beat up a duck. And he would.

He’s green like a neon sign and fancy like a prince.

He’d rather talk to ducks than have a real life.

A man who would rather date a duck than you. Has a peen that could break a duck’s heart. Green like a jungle and fancy like a rich kid.

Jack’s so green he could turn your lunch into a jungle.

He’s fancy but still weird. Ducks are his main squeeze.

He’s got a peen that could make a duck cry.