Jack Fish-ing

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Jack Fish-ing is when someone eats like a pig on a Zoom call and makes noises that sound like a dying animal. It’s the worst.

My uncle ate a whole pizza during a meeting. I could hear the crust crunching like it was screaming.

My friend slurped soup so loud I thought the mic was broken. It wasn’t. It was just her.

My mom ate chips during a video call. I heard every single crinkle. Every. Single. One.

Jack Fish-ing is when you or someone else eats so loud on a call it’s like they’re trying to annoy you to death.

My teacher ate a burger during class. The sound of the bun being eaten was like a war cry.

My brother drank a whole soda during a call. The soda can went *pop* like a gun shot.

My friend bit into a taco so loud I swear I heard her teeth scream.

Jack Fish-ing is when someone eats like a monster on a video call and you just want to punch them in the face.

My cousin ate a burrito so loud it sounded like a dragon was eating it.

My dad ate a sandwich so loudly it was like a rock band was in the room.

My sister bit into a donut so loud it made me cry.

Jack Fish-ing is when you or someone else eats on a call and it’s so loud it feels like you’re being tortured.

My mom ate soup so loud it felt like she was trying to drown me.

My friend bit into a pizza so loudly I thought the ceiling was going to fall.

My brother ate chips so loudly it was like a thousand monkeys were crunching.