Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you cum like a dog while your butt lets out a loud stink.

I jacked off in the car and my fart echoed through the mall parking lot.

My buddy jack farted in the middle of a Zoom call and his boss thought he was having a seizure.

I jack farted in the gym and the weights smelled like old socks.

2

When you stick your tongue up your partner's butt to make them go nuts.

My girlfriend stuck her tongue up my butt and I screamed like a little kid.

He jack farted me during a movie and I had to leave the theater.

My boyfriend did a jack fart during my birthday party and I had to wash my pants.

3

When you sit on the job and do nothing while everyone else works like dogs.

I jack farted at work and my boss gave me a death stare.

I didn’t do my job and just jack farted the whole day.

Jack farting is my full-time job now.

4

When you let one rip right after someone else and they take all the blame.

I jack farted my boss and he thought I had a stomach problem.

She jack farted me in the elevator and everyone laughed at me.

I jack farted my friend and he got in trouble for it.

5

To act like a total idiot or piece of garbage.

He jack farted during my speech and ruined everything.

She jack farted and spilled her coffee on me.

I jack farted in class and got sent to the office.