Jack fagan

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the weakest kid who ever lived. he’s so weak he cries when someone flicks his forehead. he’s ugly enough to make a dog run away.
he cried when i flicked his forehead
he ran away when i said i was gonna beat him up
he cried when i told him my dog was stronger than him
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the kid who gets picked on by first graders. he’s so fat he looks like a meatball and he smells like old socks.
he cried when a first grader told him he was a meatball
he ran away when i said i was gonna beat him up
he smelled like old socks and no one wanted to sit next to him
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the kid who everyone laughs at. he’s so stupid he thinks a banana is a phone. and he looks like he slept in a trash can.
he thought a banana was a phone and tried to call it
he fell into a trash can and came out looking like a monster
he cried when i told him he looked like a monster
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