Jack Fact

'I ate 10 pizzas last night.', said by someone who clearly passed out after the third one.

'I can bench 300 lbs.', said by a guy who can't even lift a backpack.

'I never miss a class.', said by a kid who's been absent every Monday since third grade.

'I passed the test without studying.', said by someone who barely knew the subject.

'I can do 50 push-ups.', said by a kid who can barely do 5.

'I never fail.', said by a kid who failed every single quiz this month.

'I can stay up all night.', said by someone who crashes by 8 PM.

'I never get sick.', said by a kid who's been out with the flu for a week.

'I can run a mile in under 5 minutes.', said by someone who walks slower than a snail.