Jack Evans

I’ve been waiting for him to pull out for 10 minutes. I’m already tired of his slow motion.

He’s like a turtle in a race. Pull out? Please.

I swear if he takes any longer, I’ll just keep going. No more waiting.

He took longer than my math test to pull out. I’m done.

I was halfway through my coffee when he finally pulled out. I’m already done.

He’s like a snail on a treadmill. Just keep going.

He’s slower than my grandma walking to the store. I’m just going to stay.

I’ve waited longer than my dog for a treat. I’m done.

He’s so slow, I might as well just stay and have his baby.