Jack Easterby

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The god of jokes and the best guy ever. He makes girls drip like a broken toilet and is the total package. He’s not a god but people think he is.
Jack Easterby is the only man who can make me laugh and also make me want to run away from him at the same time.
I saw Jack Easterby and my brain short-circuited. It was beautiful.
Jack Easterby walked into a room and my heart died. Then it came back. Then it died again.
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A man so funny he could make a statue laugh. He’s the perfect man and makes ladies go wild. He’s not a god but people swear he is.
Jack Easterby said one line and I had to leave the room. My dignity was murdered.
Jack Easterby is the reason I failed my math test. I was too busy laughing.
Jack Easterby walked in and I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered and it was worse.
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The man who can make anyone laugh until they cry. He’s the best man ever and makes women act like they’ve never been touched. He’s not a god, but he’s got a god complex.
Jack Easterby told a joke and I cried. I don’t know why. I just did.
Jack Easterby is the only man who can make me forget my own name.
I saw Jack Easterby and my brain exploded. Then it came back and exploded again.
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