Jack Dudley

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A bodybuilder who thinks he's a social butterfly but acts like a confused raccoon when people talk
Jack Dudley just flexed in the middle of lunch and no one clapped
He tried to make small talk and said 'I like tacos' three times
He got mad when someone asked if he was a robot or a meatloaf
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Rich kid with a wallet bigger than his brain and a cock bigger than his personality
He dropped a hundred bucks on a pizza and cried when it was cold
He called his parents 'mom and dad' during a school play
He tried to flirt with the teacher and said 'You’re my favorite person' five times
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