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A guy with a hot body in his youth who grows up to be a man who loves his car more than his woman. He’d rather drive his car to heaven than let his woman beat him there.
I’d rather take my car on a road trip than let my wife beat me in the bedroom.
He got a flat tire and skipped the date.
He called his car his 'main squeeze' and his wife 'the backup.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a king in his prime but ends up being a fool who can't tell a good lay from a bad ride.
He said his car had more stamina than his wife.
He left his wife at home to take his car on a weekend getaway.
He bragged about his car's engine more than his wife's body.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who starts out looking good but ends up being a total mess who would rather go for a drive than get laid.
He took his car on a road trip instead of going to the bar with his friends.
He said his car had a better personality than his girlfriend.
He ignored his wife's texts because he was too busy talking to his car.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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