jack donohue public school

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Jack Donohue Public School in Ottawa is full of annoying nice people. Kids play mini-stick like it’s the Stanley Cup Final and the older ones act like they’re in a cool gang. Everyone’s obsessed with the Senators and it’s ridiculous.

My kid said, 'I beat Liam at mini-stick, I'm the king of the universe.'

My teacher said, 'If the Senators lose, I'm gonna cry like a baby.'

My brother texted me, 'The Senators are the best team ever, I don’t care what anyone says.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Donohue Public School is where everyone’s fake except for the people who are actually fake. The little kids fight over mini-stick like it’s a war and the big kids just hang out and talk about the Senators like it’s the only thing that matters.

My kid said, 'I beat Sarah at mini-stick, she’s gonna die of embarrassment.'

My mom said, 'The Senators are the best team ever, even if they lose 100 times.'

My friend texted me, 'I’m gonna cry if the Senators don’t win the cup.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Donohue Public School is like a family. Everyone’s super nice but they talk about the Senators nonstop. The little kids play mini-stick like it’s a championship and the big kids just act cool and talk about how awesome the Senators are.

My kid said, 'I beat Alex at mini-stick, I’m the best player ever.'

My dad said, 'I’m gonna scream if the Senators lose the cup.'

My cousin texted me, 'The Senators are the best team ever, no one disagrees.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago