jack disease

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Jack disease is when a 20-something looks like a grumpy old man. They’re usually covered in grease, beer, and bad life choices.

My cousin has jack disease. He looks like he just got out of a dumpster.

That guy at the bar? He’s got jack disease. I swear he’s been dead for 20 years.

My dad says I’ve got early signs of jack disease. I’m not even 21 yet.

Jack disease makes you look ancient. It’s like you’ve been eating dirt and crying for 30 years straight.

My neighbor has jack disease. He looks like he’s been hiding in a cave since the 80s.

My uncle got jack disease from smoking 10 joints a day and crying at his own failures.

My mom says my brother has jack disease. He looks like a zombie who failed algebra.

Jack disease is when you hate video games, facts, and everyone else. You’re the worst. You also fail everything and blame it on someone else.

My friend has jack disease. He hates Mario Kart and cries when he loses.

My brother has jack disease. He thinks 2+2=5 and blames the calculator.

My teacher says I’ve got jack disease. I failed math and blamed it on my dog.

Jack disease makes you love pasta and pole dance. It’s like you’ve lost your mind and your taste for good food.

My sister has jack disease. She eats pasta for breakfast and dances on poles for fun.

My neighbor got jack disease. Now he dances on poles and eats spaghetti for dinner.

My friend has jack disease. He pole dances and eats pasta like it’s his last meal.