Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who drinks so much he can't even get hard. He's like a broken toy.

My uncle drank six beers and tried to impress my cousin. He failed. Hard.

He drank so much he couldn't even do his job. He was like a drunk zombie.

He tried to flirt with a barista but ended up slurring his words and falling over.

2

A huge cock that's longer than a ruler and wider than a pizza slice.

He showed off his cock like it was a trophy. It was the size of a football.

His cock was so big, it looked like it could beat up a man.

He bragged about his cock so much, it got tired of being talked about.

3

Tiny and weak, like a cock that can't even stand up. But his nuts are huge and sweet like candy.

His cock was smaller than a pencil. But his nuts were like candy bars.

He tried to impress a girl but his cock was tiny. His nuts were huge though.

He had the smallest cock ever, but his nuts were like a treasure chest.

4

A man who can't stop touching himself and only likes looking at pictures of naked women.

He spends all day looking at porn and touching himself. He's like a robot.

He dates only magazines and can get hard at the sight of a woman's chest on TV.

He's so obsessed with porn, he can't even talk to real women.

5

When your friend is messing with you, like they're trying to trick you.

He told me my mom was coming to school. It was a prank. A total prank.

He said my dog was missing. It was just a joke. A stupid joke.

He said my teacher was going to give me a pop quiz. It was all fake.

6

When you talk to a guy while he's trying to do his business in the bathroom.

He was trying to pee in peace, but I came in and started talking to him. Total interruption.

He was taking his time in the bathroom, but I walked in and started chatting with him. He was annoyed.

He was trying to finish his business, but I had to tell him about my day. He hated it.

7

Jack sucked my brother's cock last night. It was like a movie.

Jack sucked my brother's cock like it was the best thing ever. It was wild.

He was licking my brother's cock all night. It was like a dream.

Jack had my brother's cock in his mouth. It was like a romantic movie.