Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who talks like he's the king of the world but can't even beat his mom in a game of Uno.

Jack Dev said he'd beat me in chess. I won. He cried.

He said he'd get me a pizza. He got me a slice and a lecture.

He tried to flirt with my sister. She asked him if he was high.

2

A human version of a broken toaster. He's loud, he's messy, and he burns everything.

Jack Dev burned my toast. I had to eat cereal for breakfast.

He screamed at the TV like it owed him money.

He tried to cook. The smoke alarm cried.

3

A guy who thinks he's the main character of a movie, but everyone else is just the background noise.

Jack Dev walked into class like he owned it. He didn't. He just had a bad hair day.

He said he was the hero. I told him he was the villain.

He tried to save the day. It failed. Hard.

4

He's like a raccoon who stole your snacks and then laughed in your face.

Jack Dev took my chips. He said they were 'not good enough for him.'

He stole my snack. He laughed. I cried.

He took my pizza. I had to eat a sandwich. He had my pizza.

5

He's the reason why your mom sends you to time-out every Friday.

Jack Dev made me eat my veggies. I cried. My mom laughed.

He talked too much. My mom said he was 'a chatterbox.'

He did the 'wobble' in class. My mom said he was a 'wobble monster.'

6

He's like a banana that forgot how to be a banana. It's just a mess.

Jack Dev tried to be cool. He failed. Hard.

He wore socks with sandals. I called him a 'sock monster.'

He tried to dance. It was like a robot having a tantrum.