Jack Denny

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Jack Denny is a faggot who thinks he’s brilliant but looks like a rejected clown and still manages to be a softie inside.

Why is Jack Denny still breathing? He’s the worst at everything but still tries to help people. #JackDennyIsAGayClown

I dated Jack Denny once. He said he was a genius, but I think he just eats glitter for breakfast.

Jack Denny is the only person who can make a math test look like a horror movie.

Jack Denny is a fag who’s clever but has the face of a used sock and a heart that’s too big for his body.

Jack Denny tried to explain calculus to me. I cried. He cried. It was a tragedy.

I saw Jack Denny in the hallway. He looked like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.

Jack Denny has a brain the size of a football, but his face is the size of a pizza.

Jack Denny is a gay guy who’s smart but looks like a bruised muffin and still somehow loves you like a brother.

Jack Denny tried to tutor me. He looked like he had a fight with a toaster. But he still cared.

I asked Jack Denny for help. He looked like a sad cupcake, but he explained everything like it was a bedtime story.

Jack Denny has the brain of a genius and the face of a failed experiment.