jack dennis

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A guy who’s got brains but looks like a rejected pizza and still somehow manages to be a decent person inside.

Jack Denny is the only guy who can make me cry with his ugly face and still explain quantum physics.

He looks like he was hit by a truck, but he still knows how to make the best coffee in the city.

I don’t know how he’s still alive, but he’s definitely the smartest guy I’ve ever seen.

A guy who’s got a brain the size of a loaf of bread but looks like he got run over by a dump truck.

Jack Denny is the only person who can make me laugh while explaining the theory of relativity.

He looks like a raccoon got into a paintball fight, but he still knows how to solve my math problems.

He’s got a brain full of ideas, but his face is full of chaos.

A guy who looks like a fried egg but still manages to be the smartest guy in the room.

Jack Denny looks like he got hit by a pancake flinger, but he still beats me at chess.

He’s got the face of a burned toast, but he’s got the brain of a genius.

Even though he looks like he’s been through a war, he still knows how to fix my Wi-Fi.